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#All you gotta do is ask.

nowyouwillreceiveus:

Aww, come on Murph, it’s been a long day.

Fine.

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nowyouwillreceiveus:

We made a wee bit of an impression on tha other customers at lunch today.

nowyouwillreceiveus:

We made a wee bit of an impression on tha other customers at lunch today.

(Source: birdiebye)

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nowyouwillreceiveus replied to your post: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and the other to suck mah cock.
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nowyouwillreceiveus:

yourcorruptweclaim:

nowyouwillreceiveus:

Yeah, more of a badass than you could ever hope to be.

Seems you’ve forgotten just how fucking useful and badass my rope has turned out to be.

Here I was chalkin’ that one up to your own creativity.

Murph, you have yet to see just how creative your dear brother can be.

Bring it on then, Conn. 

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nowyouwillreceiveus asked: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many?

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nowyouwillreceiveus:

Yeah, more of a badass than you could ever hope to be.

Seems you’ve forgotten just how fucking useful and badass my rope has turned out to be.

Here I was chalkin’ that one up to your own creativity.

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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My rosary, no contest.

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